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• Frank : *Spanish*! Do you trust that we have provided you with enough rope so that your cinderblock will fall safely to the ground?

  Spanish : Y-Yes, sir.

  Frank : Blue, do you trust that I do not want to see you die here tonight?

  Blue : Yes, sir.

  Frank : Blue, you're my boy!

  Blue : Thank you, sir.

• Mitch : I've had a hell of a day and even worse week. And all I want to do is get some fucking sleep.

  Beanie : Whoa. Whoa. Why the F-ing? Why in front of the kid? All ya gotta do is say "earmuffs" to him, and you can say "Fuck, shit, bitch."

  Frank : Cock. Balls.

  Beanie : I'm just trying to make a point, Frank. You don't have to celebrate it.

• Frank : [after funneling a beer] Fill it up again! Fill it up again! Once it hits your lips, it's so good!

• Frank : I told my wife I wouldn't drink tonight. Besides, I got a big day tomorrow. You guys have a great time.

  College Student : A big day? Doing what?

  Frank : Well, um, actually a pretty nice little Saturday, we're going to go to Home Depot. Yeah, buy some wallpaper, maybe get some flooring, stuff like that. Maybe Bed, Bath, & Beyond, I don't know, I don't know if we'll have enough time.

• Therapist : Frank, this is a safe place. A place where we can feel free sharing our feelings. Think of my office as a nest in a tree of trust and understanding. We can say anything here.

  Frank : Anything? Well, uh I guess I, deep down, am feeling a little confused. I mean, suddenly, you get married, and you're supposed to be this entirely different guy. I don't feel different. I mean, take yesterday for example. We were out at the Olive Garden for dinner, which was lovely. And, uh, I happen to look over at a certain point during the meal and see a waitress taking an order, and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think, well, maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about. You know, and uh, and I started feeling... what? What, I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest, were we not?

• Peppers : She's a beauty, ain't she?

  Frank : Yeah, what kind of gun is this?

  Peppers : It's a tranquilizer gun. If any of these little fuckers decide to freak out on the kids, I get to take them down. Ain't that right?

  [yank's on the mule's reigns]

  Peppers : Oh, what? That's what I thought. Shut up.

  Frank : [Frank cocks the gun]

  Peppers : Hey, hey. Careful with that. That's the most powerful tranq gun on the market. Got her in Mexico.

  Frank : Cool.

  Peppers : Yeah, it is cool. They say it can puncture the skin of a rhino from...

  [Frank shoots himself in the neck with the dart]

  Peppers : YES! That's awesome!

  Frank : What?

  Peppers : You just took one in the jugular, man.

  Frank : What? I did.

  [feeling his neck]

  Peppers : YES!

  Frank : Oh, my God. Is this bad? Is this bad?

  Peppers : You better pull that shit out, man. That shit is not cool.

  Frank : Wait. What? Pull what out?

  Peppers : You got a fucking dart in your neck, man.

  Frank : [laughing] You're... you're crazy, man. I like you, but you're crazy.

• [two girls are topless in the pool of KY jelly]

  Frank : Are you sure you're ok with this, Blue?

  Blue : Just ring the fucking bell, you pansy.

• Marissa : [after seeing Frank running naked along the streets, she slows down her car] Frank, what are you doing?

  Frank : [out of breath] We're... We're going streaking! We're going up the quad and to the gymnasium.

  Marissa : Who is?

  Frank : Th... W... There's more coming.

  Marissa : Frank, get in the car.

  Frank : But... everybody's doing it.

  Marissa : Frank! Now!

  Frank : [still out of breath] Ok.

• Frank : A little housewarming gift.

  Mitch : I actually gave this to you for your wedding.

  Frank : This model?

  Mitch : That exact one.

• Dean Pritchard : Ladies and gentleman, please welcome, the co-host of CNN's Crossfire, famed political consultant, the raging Cajun, Mr. James Carville.

  James Carville : Thank you, Thank you, Dean Pritchard. It's an honor and a pleasure to be here, sir.

  Dean Pritchard : Topic number one. What is your position on the role of government in supporting innovation in the field of biotechnology?

  James Carville : Well, Dean, I'm, I'm glad that you asked that question...

  Frank : Uhhh... Actually, I'd like to jump in and take that one, Jimmy, If you don't mind.

  James Carville : Have at it, Hoss.

  Frank : [Frank takes a drink of water, makes a funny face and grunts] Recent research has shown that empirical evidence for globalization of corporate innovation is very limited and as a corollary the market for technologies is shrinking. As a world leader, it's important for America to provide systematic research grants for our scientists. I believe strongly there will always be a need for us to have a well-articulated innovation policy with emphasis on human resource development. Thank you.

  [Frank grunts, makes a face and goes limp; audience applauds]

  Frank : What happened? I blacked out

  Dean Pritchard : That was interesting. ha ha. Thank you very much. And, uh, your rebuttal? Mr. Carville.

  James Carville : Oh... It... We... have no response. That was perfect.

  Frank : That's the way you do it! That's the way you debate!

• Frank : SNOOP! SNOOP-A-LOOP!

• Frank : [Crying] You're my boy, Blue! You're my boy.

• Frank : Blue, how come there's no ice in my lemonade?

  [throws the lemonade into the pool]

  Blue : Sorry, sir.

  Frank : Drop down and give me ten. Now!

  Blue : [bends down into a push-up position] Yes, sir.

• Peppers : You should pull that out.

  Frank : Wait, pull what out?

  Peppers : The dart. You gotta fucking dart in your neck.

  Frank : [laughs] Y-You're crazy, man. You're crazy. I like you, but you're crazy.

• Frank : We're going streaking!

• Marissa : That's really, loud.

  Frank : Yeah, thanks. Took the restrictor plate off to give the Red Dragon a little more juice. But it's not exactly street legal, so keep it on the down low.

  [waving to a neighbor]

  Frank : Hey Mike!

• Beanie : Don't say sorry to me, Frank. Say it to the baby.

  Frank : Sorry, baby.

• Woman : [holding a grocery bag] What's going on?

  Frank : You tell anyone about this and I'll fucking kill you. I'm kidding, I'm kidding, we'll have him home by tonight. Okay, sweetie.

  [reaches into the grocery bag and takes out cheese balls]

• Frank : I'll be in the neighborhood later on, and I was wondering if maybe you wanted to get some frozen yogurt, or perhaps a whole meal of food, if that would be agreeable. Damnit.

  [calls back]

  Frank : This is Frank Ricard...

• Frank : You know I was thinking we could go back home... have some dinner and pop in the Sisqo CD... no? Weren't thinking that? Ok.

• Frank : That's how you do it. That's how you debate.

• Frank : Honey, you think KFC is still open?

• Frank : In this corner, weighing in at 110 pounds and pushing 89 years of age and the recent recipient of a brand new plastic hip, Joseph "Blue" Polaski.

• Frank : No it's cool, man, bring your green hat!

• Frank : I see Blue, He looks glorious.

• Frank : So what do you guys like better? Nurse or cheerleader? Oh, hi Nicole. Have fun at the wedding?

• Jerry : That was great.

  Frank : What happened? I blacked out.

• Frank : Yea, I'm cool either way. I just have to run it by Marissa.

  [Mitch and Beanie give him a weird look]

  Frank : I'm messing with you guys.

  Beanie : Not funny. Not funny. And now the baby is upset.

• Marissa : Just as long as you promise to take it easy.

  Frank : What do you mean?

  Marissa : You know exactly what I mean. You've come a long way since Frank the Tank and we don't want him coming back, do we?

  Frank : Honey, Frank the Tank is not coming back, OK? That part of me is over. Water under the bridge. I promise.

• Frank : All we are is dust in the wind...

• Frank : Dear Mitch, if you're holding this letter you already know. The house has been boarded up. The doors. The windows. Everything. We're at the Comfort Inn. Room 112. I love you. Frank

• Marissa : Listen, I'm sorry I didn't call you on your birthday.

  Frank : My birthday? What do you mean?

  Marissa : Yeah, last Thursday. Oh, you forgot your birthday, didn't you, Frank?

  Frank : Damn it. I'm such an idiot.

• Frank : [offering a bread-maker as a gift] What do you think, Max? It's got three speeds.

• Frank : Hey, I just want to thank you one last time for being here. It's the best day ever.

  Beanie : Don't even start with me, Franklin, okay? You need to walk away from this ASAP.

  Frank : What?

  Beanie : You need to get out, Frankie. This is it. It's now or never. You need to get out of here while you're still single.

  Frank : I'm not single.

  Beanie : She's 30 yards away, you're single now.

  Frank : Come on, Marissa's the best thing that's ever happened to me.

  Beanie : Why don't you give that six months. You don't think that'll change? I got a wife, kids. Do I seem like a happy guy to you, Frankie?

  Beanie : There's my wife. See that? Always smiling? Hi, honey. Judging, watching, "Look at the baby."

  Mitch Martin : She's coming down the aisle, Beanie. Let it go.

• Frank : I just wanna tell you guys thanks for being here. Best day ever.

  Beanie : Frank, you need to walk away from this right now.

• Frank : I had an awesome time!

  Beanie : I know that you had an awesome time. I think the entire town knows you had an awesome time.

  [to Mitch]

  Beanie : And wouldn't you want those times to keep on going?

• Frank : Actually, I'd like to jump in and take that one, Jimmy, if you don't mind.

  James Carville : Have at it, hoss.

• Frank : Blue's over there. But he's wasted.

• Frank : Jerry, are you a statistics major or something?

  Jerry : Actually I am. Minoring in Hebrew science.

  Frank : Well, I didn't know that. Because you didn't tell me. Now I look like a jackass.

• Jerry : What sort of actual association will you have with the university?

  Mitch Martin : Who are these people?

  Frank : I don't know.

  Beanie : Well, legally speaking, there will be a loose affiliation. But, we will give nothing back to the academic community. As well as provide no public service of any kind. This much I promise you.

• Frank : [in an unconscious state, begins French kissing Peppers as he is giving him CPR]

  Peppers : [disgusted] This guy was French kissing me

  [Peppers pushes Frank back in the pool]

• Beanie : Weensie, you're on lifeguard duty.

  Weensie : Sir, I can't swim, sir.

  Frank : Speak when spoken to.

• Frank : Don't worry. The pledges will clean it up.

• Mitch : I haven't seen Frank's dad in like eight years.

  Frank : I love you, Dad.

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